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My lower back hurts just looking at this

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Totally me for the past 3 years

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Literally about to jump on my bed and do this for my call in 10 minutes.

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Me every day🤔

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How many in house counsel are in your company? Please also share the total number of employees and company revenue for reference. I’ll start. 55 in house counsel globally for a $10b company, total employee count ~32k.

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Has any firm done anything in the way of extensive EA training/networking within their NA offices via a program retreat? I'm guessing it's a hard sell, but it seems it would be beneficial. Anyone?

I am a fourth year attorney and am on track to be partner of a small but well established ID firm in 2-3 years. Our bread and butter is ID but I have the freedom to take on any matters I like.

I do not want to be doing ID forever but I really don’t know what comes next. What other similar but more advanced (and better paying) fields of defense litigation are out there? Is the next type of civil defense litigation just going out and being hired by private companies?

How do you get more dopamine?

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My portfolio literally went up 15 pc in the past 2 hours

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Does anyone have a promo code for Fashionphile? First time shopping there and I can’t find a code anywhere, even signed up for emails and nothing…

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I am done trying to pretend everything is fine at work. The higher ups on the team kept asking if I’m doing anything fun for the weekend during video calls. I felt the pressure to make something up but I just can’t. I’ve been struggling with depression, loneliness, anxiety with immigration and the fact that I might be out of work soon cuz my visa is expiring. I’m thousands of miles away from my family and I just want everything to stop. But when my manager kept asking in front of everyone am I

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Any good recommended books on how to build a scalable product and team? I'm looking for recommendations for two areas: 1) in general laying the groundwork in a startup to have the tools and especially processes in place to scale, and 2) tactical focus on building a SaaS project. I've been promoted into a management role from Dev roots, so need to learn more PM processes to be an effective manager in day job, plus would like to start building my own SaaS solution.

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I’m referencing a cell (numeric) to a text cell. Is there a way to format that number to include commas? See example in comments.

Any one have any insight on working at Change Healthcare?

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Who day trades / swing trades with another job? Any tips?

In particular wondering if it’s a sustainable side income or just for fun, and what are you trading (stocks, crypto, forex, futures, etc.)?

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What's going on today? I thought stonks only go up?

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Hi 🐠, connecting documents for I-485 filling. Any insight on the medical check? I don't have vaccination records. Is this required?

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Hi Fishes,

What would be the normal CTC range for Senior Associate 2 at Bangalore?

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Who has bad law April Fool's jokes?

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CVID.
Caption: “You need 2x5 Euro 💶. The first that lets the bill fall loses and the winner picks up the winnings, resulting in hours of peace. You can thank me later...”

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Ok Perry Masonary, go back to Bedrock.

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Oldie but goodie

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It’s the most wonderful time of the year… bonus season!

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At the moment it’s actually both

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When lead plaintiff’s counsel gets fired from their firm, immediately starts their own firm, and enters their appearance on behalf of plaintiff while the partners from the old firm are still entered as well and you, representing the defendant, just sit there like

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So hot 💦

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Defenestration as attorney risk management is not recommended - told you this one would be a scorcher!

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Do you think I could file this in lieu of a motion for extension?

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Via @NonEquityPartner on Instagram

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12b6 always be tellin’ it like it is

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Get FUCKED, WestLaw. I only switched windows to draft a paragraph, not to end my session.

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Still silly, LitG!

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Get that informed consent. In writing, and follow up in an email and maybe add a memo to the file.

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Can confirm “ability to clam down anxious associates” haha

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Bonus unlocked on NYE with a newborn.

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First year problems

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One time I had opposing counsel who just lost hard after oral argument stand up and say, "I'd just like to note my appeal." Um... OK....

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Awww, thanks so much!

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