But like, why? Posted a pic of her with her work phone and infant on a hospital bed.

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What a loser desperate for eyeballs

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Great question I came up with myself. Let me tell me why.

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Should’ve posted the photo too for us to see. Don’t really have all the info here lol

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I agree just because a mom herself was carelessly posting her infant in her posts doesn’t mean we have to repeat that trend.

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This is why we can’t have nice things

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Sorry but what is tf is a Relationship Banker

Sounds like a position a consultant would invent 😄

can’t be a real person

https://www.linkedin.com/posts/bonnie-oppenheimer_this-was-me-a-few-weeks-ago-24-hours-after-activity-7295803931132141568-v1CM

Ironically she looks better in the photo after just giving birth than she does in her headshot.

Ohhh here we find a good example of fishbowl cringe ^^

Read the full post and think the message is good; however, the picture is awful. And to whoever took the picture, couldn’t you just hold the child instead?

Even considering stage a photo is sad. Real estate recruitment is a tough business…

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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Definitely not bragging or showing off …

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God is so inspiring...

// I'm actually very happy whenever someone beats any terrible disease, even then the amount of cancer beaters is quite overwhelming lately.

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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This dentsu challenge thing is so cringe. Such an echo chamber.

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This is how I feel!!!

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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I forced my employees to make a fake commercial and take pictures of me proposing - I’m so amazing.

This whole thing is cringe - how proposed after forcing employees to make a fake commercial and attend, calling himself rainmaker, the formatting. Image of the text in comments.

If only he just made a post being excited about being engaged (still not for LinkedIn, but whatever).

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Incoming multi-tier cringe

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It's the "loves this" for me

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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Using his dads death to fake a tribute which is really disguised to get sympathy for a job

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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
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