Calling out cringe on LI itself.

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I am so delighted that LinkedIn is becoming self-parody. It is beyond time for it.

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It is like the new “far side” cartoon of our tines.

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Life imitating cringe, imitating life. 😬

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I believe 0% of the stories shared on LI. Except for the cringe ones, those are 100% true.

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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It's the "loves this" for me

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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Incoming (job title) vs ex (company name).
Which one is more cringe?

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Like, I dunno man, you okay...?

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This dentsu challenge thing is so cringe. Such an echo chamber.

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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How are people this comfortable with public bragging? I will always be in awe 🫢 (1/2)

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y’all doing too much on LinkedIn… comparing having a baby to paying off debt. Great accomplishment but wtf is this post??? It’s so long I’ll have to include second part in another photo

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crying ceo killed everyone today on LinkedIn 🤣🤣🤣

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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Is it just me or do 90% of the jobs being laid off by big tech sound made up? Many job descriptions with multiple bullet points that all kinda revolve around the same idea. One of my buddies works for a big IT company and literally just sits on meetings all day. No one really contributing to anything other than agreeing to whatever the speaker is saying. Are these kind of jobs finally being exposed? Six figure employees getting paid to sit and bounce ideas off each other?

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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Biggest cringe for me has got to be when people include “ex-<company name>” in their title… see it for loads of the big 4 firms and I’m thinking wow you must love slave drivers that underappreciate you 🤣

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Nice try Accenture.

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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