Can we get this guy the Nobel prize? 🥇

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The difference between a consultant and an actual expert...

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Of course he's a consultant...

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I bet there are 15 or so commenters with smarmy “this is a very thoughtful and thought-provoking post that I am grateful to be able to read and ponder on this leading engagement platform” or similar comments, too. Really weird shit among certain types on LinkedIn.

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Must've neglected to take any physics courses in that MBA program

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Or reading!

Consultant thought leadership

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This is a year old post that I have seen at least 4 times here.

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And?

Can you imagine the efficiency that could be wrought by pointing two AI models directly at each other?

It would be like two perfectly-aligned mirrors, just glimpsing into infinity.

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Wrong - too much risk involved. AIs cannot be allowed to commiserate between themselves, they’re just waiting for us to let our guard down.

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Does Mr. AI even Einstein? Goodness me

Let’s go even more bold! 2 + 2 = AI because my LinkedIn clout says so.

Didn't think they offered Nobel Prizes for asinine take on intelligent theories....

I get whiplash every time I see this damn post

I’d settle for people having some genuine or real intelligence.

Wow.

Linkedin is mostly Indians at this point.

Huh?

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Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

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How are people this comfortable with public bragging? I will always be in awe 🫢 (1/2)

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Like, I dunno man, you okay...?

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God is so inspiring...

// I'm actually very happy whenever someone beats any terrible disease, even then the amount of cancer beaters is quite overwhelming lately.

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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crying ceo killed everyone today on LinkedIn 🤣🤣🤣

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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