Can you imagine being the guy responsible for the Crowdstrike code update??

He's getting cooked rn 😂

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This is what they get for not hiring me.

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It’s on the CrowdStrike as a whole for not having controls in place to prevent this

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Uhh the good ol’ on prem data center days.. where are you..

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Prob works at Accenture

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Indeed, this incident has made every random dude online a cyber security and cloud expert.

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Where are the days when updates were tested in a test environment?

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Always nice to have what you think is a bad day put in perspective

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This HAS to be the work of a non technical strategy consultant that got hired as a “PM”. Decided the next state gate was too close and the code met MVP requirements and just thought “well patch it after it goes live”. That’s my conspiracy anyway.

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Its the process thats broken. The guy/gal who actually pushed the button is the least responsible person in my opinion.

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It’s a team sport. Not on one person.

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If I were them I would simply change industries. Go be a farmer or something lol.

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Don’t blame to coder.. blame the tester 😅

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What’s astounding is that their stock price is down only 12% today!

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“Only”?! lol

Imagine having a measurable effect on global GDP... (and not in a good way)

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Ohhhh. Resume bullet.

Good time to buy their stock?

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An underpaid and overworked consultant reached his breaking point. This should tell consultancies something and they begin doing the right thing

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Maybe, just maybe, it was a malicious act. Don’t think anyone will ever admit to that, victim or the perpetrators

Nah, malicious perpetrators would for sure take credit. It was a screw up. This is the second company their CEO has screwed up by being focus on the stock price and not the product......oops look how that worked.

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