Can’t wait for the memes of this

Hi fishes, after completing 3 months probation, after how many days we get the confirmation ? Even we get the confirmation or not ?

Hi guys.

What is IJM enabled opportunity in cognizant?

Does your firm give you credit for hours that were written off? Sometimes I feel if you don’t lose anything for hours cut from the bill, you have incentives not to be 100% honest w/ your timesheet.

Hi everyone looking for refferal in data science and analytics domain.

Yoe- 2

Tech stack - SQL, Python (Pandas, NumPy, scikit learn, Dash), NLP, AWS (Athena , S3 , Lambda) , Pyspark, ETLs, Elastic Search, Databricks, Excel, C, C++,HTML ,CSS

Looking for good learning opportunities to develop my skill set and grow financially.

What makes a great investment teaser vs an average one?

What are the requirements to promote from analyst to senior analyst? I’ve been with Deloitte for two years now and am wondering how I go about making myself promotable. I don’t have a CPA, CFE, etc. Is one of those required?

If there’s anything NYC teaches you most, it’s to be more independent than you already are.

PSA: For single folks who live alone & have 4 legged children - a morbid but logical tip my vet shared was to buy a water dispenser bowl for your pet. Reason is that if you get into a car accident or something happens to you that prevents you from getting home to them, a water dispenser should supply them w several days of water. Dogs can go 5-7 days without food, but will die after 2-3 days without water

Hi, My current CTC in Accenture is 14.5LPA and Total years of experience is 9yrs. Thinking about job change. How much CTC I should ask for the next company for 9yrs of experience.

Is $84K base for audit senior 1 in Seattle considered okay?

Newly minted consultant here looking for financial advice.

So I just moved to consulting after B school, and It's more money than I've made my entire life. After paying for rent and living expenses, I have 6000$ left over every month. My student loan payments are about 1200/month at 7% interest. I still owe another 95K on my loan. I have the option to pay more every month and reduce my overall interest paid.
Currently I put about 3000 towards my loan and 3000 towards my savings. Cont'd...

Meta is hiring across the board. Send me a DM if you are interested in one or multiple roles and feel prepared to interview soon!

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I’m looking to take some certificate classes. Can anyone point me in the right direction for affordable online classes?

Folks, I think my dad has symptom of depressions. He is no longer willing to participate in things he used to love. Generally lost interest in “life”.
I am thinking to take him to a therapist here in NJ. Any friend here has a suggestion ? He is on a travel visa here but I am willing to spend some $

Any good Chinese food around/near Arlington? I’m looking for stuff like lo mein, Singapore rice noodles, etc. not sketchy hole in the wall, but decent hole in the wall

I’m looking into a senior account executive position at Marsh & McLennan Agency. Is anyone familiar with the career growth of this insurance sales and consulting space whom can connect with me? Thanks

At this point in the game it doesn't make a difference where you at everybody is getting laid off at one point or another the only thing I say is try to repair yourself for it if it happens to you

Anybody with Big4 exp made the switch to salesforce as business architect recently? What does this job entail and qualification needs? The jd says “extensive” big4 exp

Do you think about/picture most of your colleagues in a sexual way, at least a little bit, if they’re relatively attractive? Does this get better as you get more senior (aka you stop doing this)? It’s weird almost like intrusive thoughts. Also weird to me that my managers may be doing the same

This is so dumb, but I hate when superiors say can WE do this...when it’s really can YOU do this

Employer gave me some money to spend on headphones. Should I get Airpod Pros? I have the Jabra Elite 65ts that are great for working out and block out a lot of noise. Not a fan of the regular airpods, but the in-ear/noise cancelling of the pros intrigues me

Seems that the vaccine that usually takes more than 10 years to develop, test for side effects and go through the regulation process is being very fast tracked to roll out - which is a super great thing to potentially eradicate the virus. on the other side of the spectrum, people with life sciences n healthcare insights, how reliable and safe would you say vaccine (being fast tracked) is...?

Where is this confessions bowl people keep mentioning?

Sometimes I love my job, other days I really feel like an employee.

What does your boss do to remind you you’re an employee?

I have to work pretty late tonight. Tips on staying awake and focused? Coffee/espresso/energy drinks won't do the trick.

💡 Did you know: a pro se litigant has a fool for a client.

Where are you traveling to when it’s finally safe to do so?

What’s your favorite WFH footwear? Any recommended brands for a chilly home office?

Let's say through a combination of aggressive saving, high income, and savvy investments, I manage to save several million by the time I'm 40.

If at that time I decided to pursue my passion and go to law school so that I can be an affordable attorney for worthy causes, will my age hold me back from getting into law school?

i think we have finally squeezed out all the happy-go-lucky advertisers from this bowl and digitally transformed it into a consultant and lawyer cesspool... mission accomplished

Any books/self help materials for someone who is constantly worrying (and waste a lot of unnecessary time)? E.g. No matter if i pass or fail an interview, there is always something to worry about. The worrying/anxiety multiplies when I proceeded further in the interview stages. Now that I signed the offer and is pending background checks, my anxiety is off the roof as it itches closer to my starting date.

My son lost his summer job. So I gave him the honey do list @ $15/hr. It’s a long list...

Do you put pop tarts in the toaster or the microwave?