Client: Can you make this PDF a PPT?
Me: No, it was built in InDesign.
Client: Are you sure this wasnt a PPT saved out as a PDF? I see the little thumbnails on the side like in PPT.
*slaps forehead*

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Acct Sup 1 - dont be apart of the bad behavior club lol. This was a design piece that was not built for PPT conversion by any means. My Client is just your standard run of the mill, everything in PPT old soul.

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LOL Your client is a MORON 😆

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my blood pressure can’t even take reading this...too real, too relatable

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"Sure, we can make this InDesign a PPT. That will be 75 hours at our usual rate and can be accomplished in 3 weeks, or based in our availability, with a rush fee. We have a new process where we ask clients to pay for our time when you ask us for things outside of our scope.” - Me, every day 😬

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*next scene*

Client: let me tell you what I think about your design ideas...

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You can export to a ppt though...

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....it’s actually very simple....

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