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I was an English Lit major, and in my first year asked a friend what on earth company memos were trying to say, as they were unintelligible with buzzwords and phrasing. He replied "consultant speak" and rolled his eyes, and pointed out the one sentance with any meaning lol. Now I'm pretty fluent and have spun similar - this is hilarious 😆

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