Congrats but also RIP Paul!

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That is unhinged… HELL YEAH!

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👀 ☠️ 🎉 🎈 🎊 😬

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What an “experienced marketing professional” would do.

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He is going to hell - level 4 for sure

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Liar liar pants on fire.

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#Sociopath

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Calm down! :))

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Have a interview next week for a M&A consultant job. However, I haven't done any project related to M&A(audit background). How can I prepare to answer technical question related to M&A. Is there a handbook or good youtube video (deal process, day 1 planning, etc.)Accenture McKinsey & Company Deloitte KPMG

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Got a temp offer for less than a year without promise of turning into full-time. Wanted to know what ppl think about temp jobs (looks bad on resume if I don't turn full-time later within the company?) and what comp should look like (e.g. 1.2× of regular comp?).

Got another perm offer in a different industry for similar salary, but I might have to relocate and I'm concerned the work may involve translation instead of pure legal work.

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Hi, I am currently working at Bisleri in a quality control role with 6 YOE. My current CTC is very low (4 LPA) and I have not found any motivation or growth in my role since COVID. I'd like to be in the design industry (Graphic Design or UI UI Design). Currently I am freelancing in my spare time. My question to Design professionals is: how feasible will the switch be? Will I be accepted as an intern/junior designer in my early 30s?

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Who else is going to return back to the office by October ?

Is it for all projects and locations?

What are the benefits working at Wells Fargo. Are Sodexo, Transportion and internet reimbursement available similar to JP Morgan?

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Hi Everyone,

I having below offers in hand. Please guide me for a wise decision in selecting a company

L&T - 10.5 LPA
INTELLECT DESIGN ARENA - 8 LPA
EMPOWER RETIREMENT- 10 LPA
FUJITSU- 11.5 LPA
TEKIZMA - 7 LPA

CTC is not a matter. I need good learning, WLB and good culture.

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Are internal lateral moves always a huge pain?

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How much do CCOs make? Mid to large size agency in a major city?

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Content manager at a start up in NYC?

I’m making 55k in Chicago. Am I underpaid?

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Has anyone recently off boarded? I’m about to put my two weeks (three weeks since I’m taking a week off) and would love to hear how the experience was. Leaving for FANG so not a competitor

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Is it safe and a good choice to join CBA Bangalore? Recently i got an offer.. Please suggest..

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Is Early release available in Cognizant ? I need join the new company in 30 days

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Hello fishes,

I have 2.5+ years of exp in Firewall, Proxy, Endpoint Security and SOC operations environment.
Currently I am working in a Datacenter, and am looking for a switch in same domain.
Kindly help me with referrals.

My Notice period is 90 days.

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Say hello to the newest edition to my collection!

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Tough choice to make.. Director at Deloitte India consulting vs SM Boston Consulting Group in the internal digital team? Please advice …. Deloitte Boston Consulting Group

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Is KPMG India is calling their employees to work from office in Bangalore

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Hey fishes,
I am having 8+ years of experience in iOS.
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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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I woke up today tired.

My work cell was buzzing and then I remembered something.

I forgot to thank the bus driver that dropped me off a few days ago.

I got up and rushed downstairs to find the bus driver.

It was raining outside but I was already running barefoot to the bus stop.

I stood there soaked in my pajamas as the bus approached.

Then, the door opened. The driver got up and shook my hand.

I sat down and started my shift.

I’m the bus driver. Reminder to love and thank yourself.

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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Nice try Accenture.

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Does anyone else feel that the more content someone puts in their LinkedIn headline, the more full of it they are? I say this as someone with a bunch of stuff lol but at least it’s all at one company and accurate.

I’m talking mostly about two kinds of people. 1. The influencer who is actually unemployed, but lists 25 BS things they do
2. The brand collector, who writes “ex-“ for every former company they worked at and school they went to. Maybe less full of it but still insufferable.

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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This is how I feel!!!

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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No BS, no fluff, straight to the point. As anti-cringe as it gets 😂😂😂

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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Using his dads death to fake a tribute which is really disguised to get sympathy for a job

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Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

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It's the "loves this" for me

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I forced my employees to make a fake commercial and take pictures of me proposing - I’m so amazing.

This whole thing is cringe - how proposed after forcing employees to make a fake commercial and attend, calling himself rainmaker, the formatting. Image of the text in comments.

If only he just made a post being excited about being engaged (still not for LinkedIn, but whatever).

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God is so inspiring...

// I'm actually very happy whenever someone beats any terrible disease, even then the amount of cancer beaters is quite overwhelming lately.

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