“Don’t reach out to us…. you CANT make this up.”

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The ALL CAPS yelling makes it perfect. In a weird way, it's kind of refreshing to come across an employer that has a lousy attitude and just lets you know that from the outset.

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DO NOT (IN)QUIRE!!!

(I laugh at all my own copywriting jokes)

I saw that this morning lololol

Dare I say I think it’s probably for a reason- shitty candidates reaching out directly just screams desperate and I’d say can be so irritating for HR/hiring manager. If you’re good enough you’ll bubble to the top and they’ll reach out to you.

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