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How to tell the manager about resignation ?
Joined on current company: November 2021
Current CTC: 7.26 LPA( 6 fixed and 1.26 variable pay) Offered CTC:13.2 LPA (fixed: 12 and 1.2 variable pay)
Total years of experience: 5.5 years

Note:
I got another offer by got call from applied long time before job.

Just i tried and cracked.

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I got an offer from Infosys. My manager says they will retain me by providing the same offer what I got in Infosys, i have put my resignation and my manager is calling me on weekly basis and saying that he is talking with senior leadership. Will TCS retain me? Suggestions please. I heard TCS has stopped allocating funds for retaintion is that true?

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Iqvia HR has shared the offer letter over email which consists the salary breakup and a confidential document.
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