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MVP of nothing right here ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

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Whatโ€™s Matthew VanDouche going on about?

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๐Ÿฅพ ๐Ÿ’‹

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Just a reminder that being Matthew VanFossen is a lonely, lonely existence.

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Cringe bros make it easier to identify toxicity

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Someone needs to get a life pronto

Someone needs a visit from Krampus...

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Pharma Insight Bingo!? Iโ€™ll start. โ€œPatients have settled for a new normal.โ€

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hearing there was massive layoffs at concentric today. in the dozens. can someone confirm or refute?

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Iโ€™m in my 2nd year in audit. I want to pivot into management consulting within a big 4 or MBB. Has anyone seen someone make this lateral movement? Iโ€™m not sure how feasible that is and what steps to take. Iโ€™m also down to discuss further with whoever is comfortable in connecting.

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For anyone who has a consistent exercise routine can you explain if it has helped you manage your ADHD symptoms and all the different ways it has helped?

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Does anyone work at IBM, Salesforce, or Palo Alto Networks? Iโ€™ve been interviewing with all three and would love some insight about how you like your company/red flags youโ€™ve come across.

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What's our chance of becoming a CFO?

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Iโ€™m curious what YOUR proposed 60/40 schedule looks like? Have you been given a start date for this new schedule?

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List the college you went to. When you graduated. How much you pay monthly on student loans and when you think you will be done.

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Waiting sucks. Left waiting for my h1b transfer approval...

Hi fishes

I have completed the talview interview last week when can I expect a call for the hiring team

How many more rounds would be there.

YOE 4

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Hii if anyone looking for female flatmate in kharadi or nearby location please ping me

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What makes a successful Product Counsel (tech company)?

I'm CIPP/US with 4 years experience working between law firm and in-house. Been involved in business since very young, much of it internationally. Passionate about tech.

I'm looking for a product counsel position at a FAANG company (MAANG, now). However, I did not graduate from a top law school nor worked in Big Law. Would any further training/certifications help?

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LTI-Larsen & Toubro Infotech is Hiring
*DM your EMAILID with JOBID to Apply*
All LTI Location!!

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It's time for spring fertilizer! Houseplants will be coming out of dormancy now that the days are getting longer. Now is a great time to top off soil, prune if needed and fertilize. Repotting in April

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A shout-out to the timely, engaging, and relevant work created by Grab in-house for the SEA region. It should be awarded creative advertiser of the year.

Anyone here around the ATL area and looking to put a crew together for a Gramatik/Clozee show in 2 weeks? The amount of drive in shows coming up is absolutely insane๐Ÿ”ฅ

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Hi Fishes,
I am working as a Sr Manager/Team Lead in service based industry since 10yrs, my total experience in leadership is 6 years. I want to shift my focus into product based companies. Any guidance/tips for me? Also dm if you know about any product manager roles in your sea.

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Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

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Incoming multi-tier cringe

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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Is it just me or do 90% of the jobs being laid off by big tech sound made up? Many job descriptions with multiple bullet points that all kinda revolve around the same idea. One of my buddies works for a big IT company and literally just sits on meetings all day. No one really contributing to anything other than agreeing to whatever the speaker is saying. Are these kind of jobs finally being exposed? Six figure employees getting paid to sit and bounce ideas off each other?

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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crying ceo killed everyone today on LinkedIn ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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Full disclosure, I didnโ€™t read past the first sentence.

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Nice try Accenture.

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Uhhhh ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค” this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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It's the "loves this" for me

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Not cringey but funny as hell.

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Definitely not bragging or showing off โ€ฆ

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up๐Ÿคฃ

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