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This isn't cringe. They're explaining the main points of a regulation.

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is this exchange part of the cringe post

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Tell me you don’t understand Basel banking capital regulations without telling me…

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Potentially both

I zoned out at Basel IV 😴

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I know, everyone knows after Basel III things went downhill. But that initial Basel trilogy - amazing!!!

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? Why is this cringe to you?

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There's no obligation to do either. Get over it.

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JFC, LinkedIn is going downhill. People used to share unique insights. Now it's just a ChatGPT dump.

I'm in strategy. Maybe I should just copy and paste an encyclopedia article about Napoleon Bonaparte into my feed. 🙄

Ugh.

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md codes included!

IYKYK hahaha

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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Incoming multi-tier cringe

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Does anyone else feel that the more content someone puts in their LinkedIn headline, the more full of it they are? I say this as someone with a bunch of stuff lol but at least it’s all at one company and accurate.

I’m talking mostly about two kinds of people. 1. The influencer who is actually unemployed, but lists 25 BS things they do
2. The brand collector, who writes “ex-“ for every former company they worked at and school they went to. Maybe less full of it but still insufferable.

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Does anyone think it’s a good idea to beg for a job and put your personal life out there to get sympathy, because that is what I am seeing every day on LinkedIn and then the recruiters and everybody will comment and send the jobs and they will end up with a job or interview the next day.
I’m getting close to the point of doing that because it seems like it is working.

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

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It's the "loves this" for me

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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Nice try Accenture.

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I forced my employees to make a fake commercial and take pictures of me proposing - I’m so amazing.

This whole thing is cringe - how proposed after forcing employees to make a fake commercial and attend, calling himself rainmaker, the formatting. Image of the text in comments.

If only he just made a post being excited about being engaged (still not for LinkedIn, but whatever).

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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This is how I feel!!!

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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I woke up today tired.

My work cell was buzzing and then I remembered something.

I forgot to thank the bus driver that dropped me off a few days ago.

I got up and rushed downstairs to find the bus driver.

It was raining outside but I was already running barefoot to the bus stop.

I stood there soaked in my pajamas as the bus approached.

Then, the door opened. The driver got up and shook my hand.

I sat down and started my shift.

I’m the bus driver. Reminder to love and thank yourself.

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