Has this recruiter confused LinkedIn with FaceBook? Who the hell cares!

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Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at

Not sure if you realized, but there are no professional social networks anymore.

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Linkedin is just another Facebook

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Promoting Work/Life Balance

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She has 42k followers 🙃

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Am I the only one who can't stand linked in and barely tolerate Facebook? 😆

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Let's support a professional who kicks a$$ at work and can kick back on the weekend.

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Let's support a professional who can kick back on the weekend without using it as an opportunity for self-promotion

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"Think Jerry Maguire for job seekers" 🤦‍♂️

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LinkedIn has become Facebook - and the same obnoxious contacts that are on FB seem to post on LinkedIn as well. All these sites are connected and I can't seem to escape them and their types of posts. I'd unfriend them...but i love to hate on them in private.

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I think it’s someone trying to show off their overpriced car

Not much to show off. Dealers are basically giving them away because no one wants em. $10k+ discounts.

I’m sure he posts his work content on Facebook and the Gram.

Doesn't really come off cringe to me, but ok.

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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I woke up today tired.

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I forgot to thank the bus driver that dropped me off a few days ago.

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I stood there soaked in my pajamas as the bus approached.

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I’m the bus driver. Reminder to love and thank yourself.

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
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Quoting yourself as if you just quoted some profound thought leader.

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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This is how I feel!!!

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Incoming multi-tier cringe

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