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Duolingo.. for corporate/consulting lingo. 👐🏼

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Think we should circle back to this, wouldn’t want to boil the ocean on this deliverable when we should be just grabbing the low hanging fruit

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This is Pearl League material 👏🏼

I think I need this to UNLEARN corporate / consulting lingo

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And scale corporate lingo fluency? F#%k no

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Must include acronym guide.

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Interesting idea 🙃

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Cool idea, what do you have in mind?

“Art of the possible”. Is that the first entry? 🤭

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Literally every output translated would be “meaningless bullsh*t”

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