How come everyone is a founder???? What am I missing here.

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They’re misspelling “flounder.”

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What part is unclear? It takes about 10 minutes to create a Delaware C Corp. Anybody can call themself a founder. The real question is, are they actually building anything of value?

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You are missing a cofounder for yourself

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The only thing they found is the unemployment line.

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Or they are trust fund babies or legacy admits to an Ivy League.

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I invest in company’s immediately after they IPO. I’m basically there as an owner from the beginning so I call myself a founder.

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You can and should just start at owner. Huge difference between being an actual founder of a company vs. getting in early to buy stock. Those two things are not the same.

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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🙄 😂 I’m sure the customer ordered it on the spot haha

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
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Definitely not bragging or showing off …

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