How lit is too lit at the company holiday party?

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One drink less than the most lit / batsh*t person you can find at the party. Chances are people will only remember the worst offender, so being the second worst offender is pretty low risk

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Leave it to Mck to provide and double down on questionable guidance smh

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Yup. I can vouch for

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The way I see it you either get fired or not as long as you wont get fired go crazy

If you're dancing on a tabletop and go over the edge, that's too lit. To avoid having to find this out, it's best to keep your feet on the floor. Try to keep your mouth shut, but by all means avoid ascending the furniture.

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