how long has the UBS onboarding process taken folks? 4 weeks and waiting...

Who else skipped the holiday party at your office? Some of you fuckers are the last thing I wanna see after spending all day dealing with your bullshit.

Last day and it feels so great!!

Hi looking for referrals for careers in analytics at JP Morgan chase. I saw a lot of openings being posted on job boards.

Current role:Advanced analytics Analyst(Marketing Analytics)
YOE: 3 years

Looking for Remote/WFH roles in Analytics domain - Senior Consultant/Team Lead/Asst Manager. Have 3.5 years of exp in Banking analytics domain. 6.5+ years total. Open to other domains as well like Marketing Analytics, Insurance, etc.

Kindly let me know in case of any available opportunities.

Recommendations on the best podcast, book, or other medium to learn more about “entrepreneurship through acquisition”?

I lashed out emotionally at work recently as of result of a lot pent up frustration. In short I accused those around me of personally attacking me. And I am worried I will loose my job as of result.

How to get SAP Job in Google India?

What other performance factors are considered for PDM besides utilization?

Hi Fishes, I'm a SDET with 6 years of experience in Python Automation with Selenium having multiple offers. Can anyone please help me to choose one best offer from below with respect to work culture, flexible hours, wlb for female employees?

Zesta Solutions - 19 LPA (10% VP) & Hybrid
Unify Technologies - 20 LPA Fixed & WFH
EY - 20 LPA Fixed & Hybrid
Concentrix - 20 LPA Fixed & WFH
Global logic - 26 LPA Fixed & Hybrid
Value labs - 26 LPA Fixed & WFH
Cyber ark - 30 LPA Fixed & Hybrid

How do you get “distinctive achievement”?

Hi Folks,

In my ibegin portal in day one page my base location is not reflecting. However, In offer letter it is there. Its been one month since my offer letter is generated. Can anyone advise in how many days it gets reflected. And what are the further process. My current ibegin is on bgv scheduled

Join the Politics Bowl for mature and well reasoned discussions about the issues of the day.

The best tourist destination in India in your opinion is.....?

Going to India from DCA (flights were cheaper) but I live in Houston. Flight from DCA is at 10 pm. Should I book my flight from Houston to DC the same day or one day earlier? Given the flight cancela.

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Is Google a safe in house department to go in to considering state of the economy? For background, third year in big law (corporate).

Hi fishes,

As per my Offer letter there is component is Engagement PB.
Will this i get monthly ?

Looking to explore opportunities in the PE space and wanted to know if anyone has a review of Kingfish Group and the kind of work they do?

What books would you recommend for someone wanting to get better at sales?

Hi all I need advise please help! Long post sorry in advance. I contacted a director in a group that I previously interviewed for months ago and they ended up hiring internally. Said person was so pleased to hear from me and told me there were open roles so they were going to refer me personally to the recruiting person (Cotd)

Anyone witness slackers who got into companies you have no idea how? Had a coworker who does jack chit at work besides chatting on Facebook yet lands at a faang company? I guess if he brings the same work ethic he will be spit out for sure. Or maybe he just had no interest in doing project work.

Thoughts on jumping from consulting to a pre-sales job at a tech company? In desperate need of better wlb but I want to make sure I still have career progression and a decent bump in salary.

What kind of resources are useful to prepare for Alixpartners online assessment? Any insights are appreciated. Thanks

What is an IBM principal title equivalent to at a big4?

I do like the work..but I know I’ll be paid atleast 35K more if I leave..and not sure if the next promotion will happen sooner than 3 years..leave or stay? Don’t have much partner or leadership support but not in a bad book as well

Is it worth going to a small company that is about to IPO soon? What are the pros and cons of doing so?

I want to work for BCG
I’m 30 and currently a principal focused on digital/design/strategy/innovation - but my history is not a normal American one and I’d love some advice on how to land there (cont)

Microsoft 🐠 Can I submit the application first and then the referrer refer me later?

How many offers did you receive? out of how many interviews you had? Need some hope.

How many times has an interviewer no-showed and the recruiter profusely apologizing on their behalf?
Happened to me with Mindtree recruiter, for an IoT leadership position where the interviewing VP chose to no show twice… after which I thanked the recruiter that I was impressed by their book of busi-ness and that it was intimidating to be thinking about the prospect of working for Mindtree… as I’m too incapable for those performance standards… 😂😂

What are the best consulting firms to have a clear path to exit into big tech?

For those who are looking for exit opps, do you see more jobs allowing remote options? Located in smaller city so wondering if I can find something in major cities without moving

I was at Big 4 consulting for a year before lateraling to ACN recently. It’s been about 6 months at ACN. Now I have an industry offer for Product Manager, which has been my eventual goal. Would it be too soon to jump? Or should I stick around for better exits in a couple of years may be? I’m worried the frequent changes won’t look good on my resume
4 YOE overall, TC at Product Manager is about 20-25k > ACN.

I had a job interview lined up for Wednesday. A family member is very sick (yes, wuhan virus) and I want to cancel the interview. How do I say this without burning a bridge? (1, contd)

Alix folks, do you ever hire people w/o an MBA for VP Enterprise Performance roles? Just put in my app but only have 3.5 YOE of standard S&O experience so doubting that I should've even applied

4YOE @Amazon & trying to lateral to a similar role @FAANG. Have my undergrad GPA (3.8/4) on resume from top 15 school but colleague says to take it off (looks silly). If it’s a good school & high GPA, why ever take it off your resume? Even if 10 YOE...can’t hurt?

Is there anyone working in Marketing/Product Management for a health tech firm in Atlanta? I would love to chat.