How many car parts must I replace before the mileage can be reset to zero?

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You have to run the car in reverse.

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I was thinking more Ferris Bueller’s day off

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Probably just the odometer?

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Lol that’s illegal

As many as it takes to grow a new car

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Have you seen the movie Matilda? You just need a drill to adjust the odometer.

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You can drop a new engine and transmission in it and say there are zero miles on it but you can’t tamper with an odometer.

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Ship of Theseus

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Change the VIN.

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Maybe if the car had a flux capacitor and can hit 88 mph you are ok?

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You all just clowned me 😂

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