I just started thinking: Does a fish get thirsty?

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Yes. Fishes in this bowl, single bowl and kink bowl are very much thirsty.

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Came here to make this joke. Always one step ahead kpmg.

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Perfect question to start my morning

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Non, le taux d'imposition est vraiment élevé

Yes, when you take them out of the water.

Are you saying we should put the fish in this bowl in water?

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