I need coffee to be able to work.

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You’re the reason people will delete this app

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groundbreaking

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I wish this app had more Reddit functionality so I could downvote this as invaluable content.

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I need work to be able to coffee

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But how do you feel about Mondays, Garfield

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Better than a lot of other things. If coffee is your only vice, onward...

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You have a drug problem

@MC1: You mean upvote? Or, down for its lack of value? Hehe 😘

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