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The most sure-fire way to get me to ignore or disconnect with you is to be one of those desperate-to-be “thoughtless leaders” who post vapid, talking-head-selfie-videos.

I’d never hire those people. Ever.

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ACD 1 - very clever use of “vapid” here. Kudos

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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