I won my office Halloween costume contest with my Commonwealth Judge Costume (Gavel included). What’s the best/worst Halloween costume you’ve seen or heard of a lawyer/legal professional doing?

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Worst I’ve heard is bankruptcy/foreclosure attorneys dressing as homeless people during the Great Recession…

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I once wore an inflatable T-Rex costume with an oversized dress shirt and tie with a business card that said “T. Rex, Esq. - Keeping you from the long arm of the law.”

(I was working Creditors rights at the time, I needed the dopamine. 😂)

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Worst: a lawyer came dressed as Phantom Income.

I had a law school professor do “constitutional mustard” as a play on “muster”. So that is either the best or the worst depending on how you feel about bad puns 🤣

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