If someone asks you is it better to get married or not get married, a lot of people always ask the married people this question.
Instead of answering them, just ask is it better to have constipation or is it better have diarrhea?

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It’s better to be married if you have a good partner, if you have a bad one…well why did you marry them?

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So what’s the answer to that question?😆

Thats the beauty of it. But one thing is for sure, shit is involved

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