I overslept and just woke up 🥲 oops

Hi Sharks,

I'm looking for referrals for a Technical Support Role. Currently working as a 'Senior Support Analyst' at Talisma, which is a CRM product.
I have over three years experience in Business Development and over two years experience in tech. I'm looking to change for better growth prospects.

Proficiencies : HTML/CSS, Javascript (Basic), Python(Intermediate), SQL(Intermediate), MS SQL Server, Unix(Linux), IIS

I am new here, so I'd really appreciate it if I get enough hearts to DM ppl.

Chances the BA.2 Variant will push back return to office date plans?? Currently set to return to client site for the first time next week.

I received an offer for a role that is a lot more money than I thought but I still want to negotiate and see how much more money I can get. What can I say if the salary is already above average for the role in the market and city I live in?

What are your thoughts about a transfer from the US to London? Is this something EY will allow? I am a Manager in Data and Analytics, a SMR in Adobe Analytics. Do you have many Adobe Analytics projects?

What is the salary range for Manager and Associate Director in Deloitte Consulting?

Reading Untamed by Glennon Doyle and I want my own Abby!!! Sigh.....

@McGraw Hill any idea on salary for academic design roles ?

When I became a scientist, I thought I'd become Iron Man. Turns out I'm more Dr Strange, except that I'm not a doctor.

Is the Pee Tape real? And if it comes out, what happens? Nothing, right?

Anyone heard if Wizard of ads?

Hi, How much time does Bosch take to release the offer after HR round?

Senior to Manager-level Data Scientists, what is the minimum set of skills and experience you require someone to have in order to train them to be a Data Scientist?

I have a handful of people from BI and Marketing who want to learn how to be a "Data Scientist" where some of them have stronger SQL knowledge and ability than others, but some of them have more exposure to languages like Python and R, and a little bit of machine learning exposure.

Appreciate the input in advance.

I have 3 years of experience in RPA blue prims and also in power tools like power apps,power automate and power bi. Currently planning to switch to see more challenges and break them through RPA .
Could any one do a referral please .

I always thought of Oracle as the evil empire, but for real, what's it like working for them?

Found an attractive posting and I don't want to pass up something good over an opinion I formed as a high school linux geek.

I got an offer from Mcafee. Can anyone advice the overall company stability and culture after it became a private entity from public. Is it the right time to join?

The man I love is now married to someone else. He was my best friend since university (were now in early 30s), we never pursued anything romantically (was too scared to tell him) and now he’s married to someone else and they have a baby girl. I went to see them and they have this perfect home and family. His wife is perfect, pretty & young and smart. I’m still single. I want to be happy for him but I was so jealous and sad and felt like crap. I can never tell him. Just had to let it out. :((

What work/life event (if any) made you arrive to the conclusion “this is just a job”? How old were you? At what point in your career / How many years of tenure?
How did your attitude towards work and work-life balance change?
Have you ever revisited or regretted your conclusion? Why/why not?

I just got a tinder match with a verified profile of a fucking hot girl

I never seen such hotness in my life. I am nervous now 🥵

Does anyone remember limewire and Morpheus days. My computer had so many stds from downloading all those music files

Dammit Gareth Bale

when we bought our house the previous owner had cameras all over the inside of the house. later we found out there was a murder in our house before them. tonight i found tool marks on the inside of our door frames…creepy

Sometimes I want to start arguments because I’m bored.

A waffle is just a pancake that fell asleep on a corduroy pillow

Just spent 15 minutes buying a flight on the jet blue app... is there software really that slow?

How was you memorial day weekend?

Had to cut a call short saying battery about to die coz I wanted to eat my vada pav in peace. 🥴

Everyone who I want to like me or to hangout with doesn’t respond to my texts or tells me they are too busy. This weekend I reached out to 12 people to see if they wanted to grab coffee or a drink or go for a walk. The number of people who just didn’t respond astounded me. I ended up eating dinner in bed by myself and getting brunch on my own.

The only people who reach out to me, I don’t want to hangout with. I don’t have the same interests as them and have to try really hard… cont below

I think I may have made a huge mistake today. My skip level director sent out an email about something and asked us for feedback. I sent back a note and provided some. One of the things I said was that our job satisfaction might be improved if we could do more of X kind of work instead of Y kind of work that we do so much of in our group. The next thing I know, I get a ping from his EA to set up time for me to chat with him and my director tomorrow. I am getting in trouble tomorrow, right?

I get significantly more likes on bumble BFF than I do on bumble dating

I’ve been married for a while now (5+ years) but feeling completely checked out. My wife has zero conflict resolution skills and can’t control her anxiety, so we constantly bicker if I ever do anything that offends her, and she wants to spend all her time talking about the constantly changing projects she will never start. I can’t ever talk about anything that worries me because she just freaks out. We have kids and she has no ability to earn money so leaving would be impossible financially

Woman approaching 40, dated once, LTR once and heartbroken by 32 as I found the man in LTR was cheating on me. Shut my heart completely to ensure never give anyone the power to hurt me. Today I wake up and see years have passed. I have checked off many bucketlist items being single for these years including solo euro trip. But now I feel I can’t go on forever. I just wish I had someone to plant a good morning kiss, like simple things in life. Hard to share these feelings, hence confessing

Just found out that my favorite aunt, who claimed I was her “favorite” niece, chose to leave all her valuables to her other two nieces who never visited or called her once in the last ten years. My aunt passed away suffering from cancer last year and didn’t have her own kids. I was there by her side throughout her battle. I still wish I had done more, made her life easier. I probably sound petty, but a part of me is forcing me to re-evaluate every interaction I ever had with her.

26 M Still virgin. Is this considered strange/awkward?

Nothing infuriates me more than seeing cops pull people over at the beginning of rush hour on the Beltway. Out of all the times to do traffic stops, 4:15 on one of the nations busiest freeways is not it.

My morning coffee is the most comforting thing in my life this past year. It’s 2pm on a Friday and tomorrow’s coffee is the only thing I’m looking forward to.