If WPP absorbs Omnicom, which absorbs Dentsu, which absorbs Havas… do we achieve peak holding-company density and accidentally create a black hole? Does the event horizon auto-generate an insight?

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Absorbs STAGgeringWELL for peak PUBLICis density and WPPlash.

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If Nokia absorbs Apple, which absorbs Huawei, which absorbs OnePlus…

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If Shark absorbs Dyson which absorbs Whirlpool which absorbs LG which absorbs GE (wait… does GE still exist?)

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