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And if you keep asking for unicorns remember that they take giant shits.

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I feel like you have this analogy completely wrong. It’s more like the employees of the agencies who routinely get F***ed.

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Sometimes you can’t make noise without making a mess. We’d all be Beatles if it weren’t for the Stones. Travis Barker was pop. Jello Biafra uber alles. Your metaphor stinks. 🤟

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Ah... consultancies...

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I 👀 what you did there 🤘

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