If your firm uses a receptionist, you should lateral. Trying to call a Willkie junior back at 7 pm on a Friday to discuss diligence the last thing I want is some British dude answering the phone saying “chew have reached Willkie, Farr and Gallagheeer 💂🏻‍♂️” asking me who I’m trying to reach. I’m trying to reach the number I called! You all share a phone over there or something?!?

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Don’t most firms have both a general line (answered by the receptionist) and direct lines? Seems like the issue is the junior you’re trying to reach didn’t give you their direct line.

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Today is Tuesday. You’ve been thinking and stressing about this for 3 days?? Just shoot the guy an email saying “tried your line - give me a ring when you have a minute”. And get a life

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Believe me, he didn’t want to talk to you either at 7pm.

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“Trying to call Wilkie Jr. back at 7pm on a Friday”

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That would have been the moment for the drink of your choice. Or, you know, call the guys mobile…

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I see all the Willkie Wonkas are out and about defending this criminal behavior. Shame!

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You have made me laugh. Thank you

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Aren't direct lines provided on firm websites? Mine is, and it directs to my mobile.

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how do you know the person you’re reaching isn’t observant?

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