I’m a rebellious teenager trapped in a 30-year old woman’s body

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Let’s go smoke some cigs behind the gymnasium

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We’d sniff glue. Got expelled because of that.

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LOL girl same but 32!

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Yep

Smoking black and milds and bringing vodka in a water bottle to class.. I miss high school

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My people 😂

Yeah, I miss my piercings and want to show off my tattoos again :(

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I really WANT a tattoo

Me too. But in my 40’s.

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Me too and just hit 50 lol

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I was an angry teen and only got worse with time.

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This is pretty much a conversation I was having with close friends. I am 28 but I feel like I'm only pretending to be an adult. Is this what it's like for everyone? Are all you guys just faking it till you make it?

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Loving it!!

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RIP your DMs

And if you want to be rebellious with a older guy…..I volunteer 😆

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