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Will be interesting to see how many of those people are still there is a year. Also - tech is not a strategy for growth. Can’t say that enough

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They’ll be paid handsomely to leave so they don’t care. “Money makes us eager team players!”

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my favorite part was the woman gushing about "having access to technology like Axciom..." my first thought was "you mean the company where IPG just fired 3.5% of the workforce?"

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They didn’t look sad enough but that piano music fixed it.

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Wow! So many MBAs in one room together!!

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“Upskilling” and “Cross skilling” were two new word I learned from that.

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Get skillsawed

They sound like every other C suite person ever —- all the right buzzwords, just the right boostery tone modulated by a practiced “professional” faux gravitas. All BS. How do these people sleep at night?

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Enough egos to go around. They assume they’re all safe.

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Nah, they’re gushing in the hopes that they’ll be safe. But they know if they’re not that they’ll at least get paid big to leave.

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Gross

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So much nebulous fluff talk about “change”. Race to bottom with AI.

When the secret is just making good work.

I guess that doesn’t work for shareholders though.

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Inspiring. Where do I sign up?

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