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Will be interesting to see how many of those people are still there is a year. Also - tech is not a strategy for growth. Can’t say that enough

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They’ll be paid handsomely to leave so they don’t care. “Money makes us eager team players!”

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my favorite part was the woman gushing about "having access to technology like Axciom..." my first thought was "you mean the company where IPG just fired 3.5% of the workforce?"

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They didn’t look sad enough but that piano music fixed it.

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Wow! So many MBAs in one room together!!

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“Upskilling” and “Cross skilling” were two new word I learned from that.

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Get skillsawed

They sound like every other C suite person ever —- all the right buzzwords, just the right boostery tone modulated by a practiced “professional” faux gravitas. All BS. How do these people sleep at night?

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Enough egos to go around. They assume they’re all safe.

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Nah, they’re gushing in the hopes that they’ll be safe. But they know if they’re not that they’ll at least get paid big to leave.

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Gross

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So much nebulous fluff talk about “change”. Race to bottom with AI.

When the secret is just making good work.

I guess that doesn’t work for shareholders though.

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Inspiring. Where do I sign up?

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While accepting offer in Wipro my friend directly clicked accept and submitted after reading all the pages. But didn't fill the signature and date column in all sheet since text was not enabled. At bottom of every page in offer letter it shows as signed by user name ,user email address & date when she signed. Could anyone please confirm if this is fine or not ? Do we need to fill signature and date also above because she couldn't do anything now. Is this offer letter valid now?

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Most consulting memes are dumb but this one had me dying

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Hi, can anyone please refer me to Pwc Manchester?
Thanks in advance.

Any bi males here who have struggled with “being taken seriously” by both the hetero & LGBTQ+ community? In the process of interviewing for a new company and feeling the familiar anxiety around coming out at work creeping up.

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how much can international students make working part time at mcdonalds or subway after taxes?

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How are the projects related to .Net,.NetCore and .Net azure in IBM ? Can we easily get after joining IBM ?

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Has anyone hired a consultant to find them a practice to purchase? I'm not asking about the big players like KMG or Succession link.... I'm asking if you've worked with an individual contracted consultant... If so, wondering how the experience went.

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Is NielsenIQ (chennai) has dress code? Do we need to wear formal dress to wear every day? Nielsen

I have got an addendum letter from Wipro today stating that my date of Joining has been extended by 45 days. My joining was in mid August. I have 2 options to Accept or Reject the addendum.
Can i reject the addendum, how will it impact if I reject it ?

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Can you advise a young producer on working with exec creatives? How do you assert yourself & hold teams accountable to deadlines without making creatives feel as though you are challenging authority?

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I’ve been freelancing at a bigger NYC agency for a while and just found out that some of the FT creatives/account folks with significant responsibility make <45k. How is that okay?

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How hard is it to get a job in another country? There’s a bunch of international agencies I admire, but I don’t know anyone who’s searched for an international job.

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What are the true strengths of EY-Parthenon in Europe? I know they have the usual matrix of practices (topic vs industry), I’m more looking for those areas where they have a real edge?

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I am currently on opt expiring jan 25th 2020. Is receipt notice of stem opt extension enough to continue in the job or is an approval notice essential ? USCIS takes a while to process hence the worry

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Hi, for those on H1B, is there anything we need to do or file when changing address within the same state? (I’ve already updated in my company’s system)

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What is the standard ask for Business Analyst- PreSales with two years of overall experience?

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What to do when parents dig their toes into your relationship? They don't approve of who I'm with and very vocal about it.

In 10 years, this may be in the rear view or they may not let up. Anyone with experience in this?

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I'm reading this book on boundaries. In the work section it says I should tell my boss that I can't work after 5 PM. Knowing that advertising work commonly goes past 5 PM...would my job be in danger if I said that?
There's not really a rule book that says I must work until the work is done even though it's an unsaid expectation. Thoughts?

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Anyone have a recommendation for books or resources on upping my sales game? Open to in person class, online class, books, etc!

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Didn’t know who the CCO is when I was asked about it in an interview... is there anything I can do to redeem myself? I feel like I really dropped the ball on this lol

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With the way this week has been going, Friday 13th with a harvest moon seems downright dangerous 🌚 halp

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Junior designer here looking to connect with some Philly-area shops— I’m from the area and have recently been trying to learn more about the local agency scene. Would love it if people could drop some names or even some recruiter info. Thanks!!

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Anyone else see that Walmart Office Space spot? So clever!

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Year in search was a little off the mark, no?

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What does your (romantic) partner do? Is there a big income disparity between the two of you?

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Remind me why they got rid of Greg Hahn in the first place? Too expensive?

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If you got fired tomorrow, how long can you go without a paycheck? Assume you get 1 week of pay for every 6 months worked, and then can do unemployment after that ($425 a week)

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How much of your job is actually solving a business problem with creativity, and how much of it is just providing corporate self care to wealthy clients who hate you?

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In your opinion, what advertising/branding/experiential agencies should someone targeting greater San Diego and Los Angeles go after? (Yes, it is very expensive to live in California)

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Books on human psychology that have affected you. I'll start: influence, sales Bible, on killing.

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how many of you get high before/during work?

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A peek of chest hair in the office or no?

Trigger Warning ⚠️

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AKQA and Grey merger. What do we think?

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I need infographic tips please!

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In NYC going from Junior CW to Mid at same agency. Currently making 72k. How much to shoot for?

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Working with another agency on a project and think I'd rather work there. Protocol for reaching out to someone to pick their brain? Email? LinkedIn message?

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Considering taking a Jr CW job in pharma in NYC after being on the job hunt for 9 months. I’m terrified of getting stuck, but I also want to switch to brand strategy. Chances of escaping if I hate it?

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