Its a blast being a CEO

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I think you should sell your Coldplay tickets.

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I see what you did there

How many people did you fire this time, Jeff?

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How many times have you been to epstein island

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This is what we need to know.

Shouldn’t you be at a company call ranting about how wfh ruins “synergy” or something?

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And talking about how AI will make everything better.

It’s*

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How many times did you get down on your knees to reach here?

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Do you mean to pray?

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You sell fireworks?

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How many people are in your company?

It’s just him

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How many private jets do you own

Or boats? And how many country club memberships? Because if not then are you sure you’re a CEO or fishbowl just let you label yourself as that for kicks

Did you even say THANK YOU???

THAT’S WHAT THE MONEY’S FOR

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Chief entertainment officer.. yesss

How big is your company?

“Murph, where’s the group?”

Chief evangelist Officer

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