JPMorgan Chase can you damn chill out with the Detroit + jpmc ads on LinkedIn ?

I’ve literally had 100s of jpmc recruiters try to recruit me out of Detroit and into nasty ass Columbus, Tampa, or Plano texas. So to now see how much u stand with Detroit feels ridiculous. Ur making claims about how many jobs ur creating in Detroit but they’re just low paying roles…? Tf ur high paying jobs are in the three cities I listed above and nyc. Pls just stop with the two faced Detroit ads

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I don't get this take. Do you want to support Detroit or do you want to gentrify it? Cause those "low paying jobs" are white collar jobs that are pretty cushy and good for communities as a mass employer. The high paying ones you reference would just crowd people out of the area due to affordability concerns. Do YOU really stand with Detroit? Feel like you just wanna be angry for some reason tbh

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You did seem a bit too well spoken to work there

Top right corner where you see three dots -> report this ad -> all three reasons seems to fit your complaint above so choose your favorite one. If still seeing it, maybe try creating a support ticket.

Best of luck!

Did that three times today now I keep getting shown an aws ad I reported multiple times instead. I think I just absolutely hate the clients that use LinkedIn ads

So you are mad that they didn’t want you lol
Borderline harassment from multiple recruiters, come on 😂

Huh? They very much wanted me. Just in the worlds least desirable locations. Texas and ohio.
And yes. Borderline harassment. In ANY other scenario where you’re called 5+ times in one day by a person/organization (from multiple numbers so you can’t block them) itd be considered harassment. Last year I had a jpmc recruiter every day during the summer contacting me. It was absolutely insane. After I got ghosted for Chicago I had 5 recruiters call me for jpmc roles in texas in one afternoon.!! It was like this gross game to them. One time I had a Citi bank recruiter who I literally told to fuck off if they’re asking me to move to texas send me 3 other messages in LinkedIn. These recruiters are so desperate to get people onsite in the big office parks that banks spent millions/billions on but nobody wants to go. Jpmc just finished construction on Columbus Ohio’s biggest office park and they’re pissy Covid made it so that people can wfh and don’t want to work in cube hell

Ur pals at Citi also were ruthless spammers https://www.reddit.com/r/recruitinghell/comments/wdtq6d/ive_received_100_emails_from_recruiters_asking_me/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

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