*Judge after instructing several attorneys suit and tie are required even for zoom hearings*

“Wow is there a shortage of ties going on or what”

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Supply chain issues and all.

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The Florida judge who instructed attorneys at the beginning of COVID - in your pajamas in bed or by the pool shirtless is inappropriate.

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Person: They called the cops on me.
Attny: On what grounds?
Person: They said I hit them with a bag of frozen fish.
Attny: And did you have a bag of frozen fish?

* silence *

Person: Yes.

🐟 🐠 🐡

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Funniest courtroom story you have? Could use a laugh today!

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At motions hearing — Opposing counsel had a hot mic before judge entered court room.
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