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what are those! 🤚🫱

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Would be kind of fresh to have as a momento but you couldn’t catch me in casket wearing them

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I’m going to become a licensed funeral director to make sure your loved ones are you wearing those shoes at your funeral. It will be open casket but only for your legs

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B4 reject** i get the two mixed up. My bad!

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I’m a Director, my pays fine 😂

I’ll take 20

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