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Mid way through a drunken make out, I told him I had to stop because I was cheating on Becker... yes I meant the CPA prep🙃

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If this is true, it is very sad, if it’s not true, you need to work on your jokes

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Lmao

I’m jealous you have time to get drunk on a Thursday night

She’s just an intern

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