Minutes after the fight and there’s already a post on resilience, grit, and the power of never giving up 🙄 homie had this one saved up in the drafts

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And yet he failed to spell "losing" correctly. So much grit!

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He had two versions of this ready, sat there watching the fight with his Linkedin page open, and he was bummed he had to share the “Tyson lost” version because it weakened his grand, thought leadership statement

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Stop hiding these insufferable people’s names. Seriously.

They WANT everyone to know or who they are. Grant them their wish.

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Why is it always the “CEO” of some no name startup?

I want to get enough money so I can go into deal mode and kill deals based on stupid LinkedIn posts from leadership.

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The Hootsuite is strong with this one

Did he not understand it was an exhibition?

You are cracking me up 🤣😂😂

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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I forced my employees to make a fake commercial and take pictures of me proposing - I’m so amazing.

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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Incoming multi-tier cringe

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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It's the "loves this" for me

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

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