“My knowing how you feel is not going to make me like you any more.”

Seeking Advice: Any tips and tricks within Administration? I am entering my Masters this fall to achieve my Educational Leadership and Administration Credential!

Why do the Big 4 Indian firms compete with their offshore entities and poach projects from international clients? Don't think the offshore entities try for projects from Indian clients.

EY India seems to be aggressively trying to eat into the business of GDS in Consulting.

Those who got the offer from luxoft romania. Comment below. Have whatsapp group will add you in that.

Which service(s) do you use and can recommend to send money to India?

Anyone need help with content? I can help create marketing content, eCommerce product shots & user-generated content (UGC) videos to run as ads.

Don’t hesitate to reach out !

Is anyone going Mindspace, Hyderabad office? Need help in collecting the ID badge.

Hi fishes,
I have interviewed for Commerce Cloud SMTS. Results are positive. What base pay range should I expect from Salesforce? YoE 7yrs.

Anyone work as or been offered a position for an associate product engineer at Target Corporation? The Glassdoor salaries are way higher than my offer and I’m trying to determine what is accurate.

My mental health has suffered tremendously over the past month. I have a therapist that I probably should see more of but I’m jobless and need to save. I am an aspiring entrepreneur with an inspiring business idea (to me lol) but my anxiety and depression is hindering me severely… fuck my brain. Any other founders here? It’s f‘ing tough.

Dam Funk has a new show on Apple radio called GlydeZone radio as an FYI

Hi Everyone! Happy Friday! I’m new to Fishbowl. I’m an experienced EA with a diverse background seeking a new role with competitive compensation and benefits. I’m located in South Florida but I’m open to remote, on-site, or a hybrid position. Feel free to reach out and connect!

What are your thoughts on Porsche’s consulting subsidiary? Would it compete with T2 or T3 when it comes to industrials and automotive?

Hi Fishes,
I have cleared L1 round interview with LTI, can anyone tell me what can I expect in L2? Is it going to be technical round again?
It's for Angular Developer position.

Thank you!

Does anyone have any insights on what Data Scientists earn in the Denver area?

Any ideas on how to negotiate a delayed start date? I really want it to be Jan. My mental health needs some time off and this company breezed through interviews to offer in 1 week when I was expecting it to take at least a month. I really need some time to recover from burnout.

One doubt last week technical and hr round completed for me in tcs. Today when I logged in to ibegin tcs portal status shown as screening: Resume shortlisted. Whether tcs will plan to conduct interview again for me

What is the LTI bench policy, how much time can an employee be on bench is it 90 or 120 days in business/industry consulting?

So a higher up made a new rule that for a service we offer , we have to offer it to the customers three times and If they say no a manager has to get involved and document. it is this not wrong?

I used to get lit on LITS (Long Island Iced Tea) ummmm you didn’t use lit correctly. But I’m starting to use the word extra correctly. LOL #facepalm

“i just fell asleep in the elevator”

I made an announcement during our team meeting that I'll be taking another job offer. My petty boss said, "Well now that we have a little more budget, the rest of you will be getting raises!"

“Fuck it I’m going to PDF this bitch"

OH: (RE: required meeting attendance)

"Ok, fine. I will say yes now but fair warning I may fake my own death beforehand."

I’m starting at VMLY&R on account side and was asked if I want a PC or Mac. Not trying to be the odd one out - what do most account folks have?

Is it just me or have you also noticed that during the endless back to back zoom/teams meetings, people drift away and not take down action points?

“We had complimenting genitalia.”

Boss2 (American): “Why can’t I just do THIS?”
Boss1 (American): “Because it just complicates things! Why do you have to go and throw a spanner in the wheel?!”
Boss3 (British): “Spanner in the wheel?? You’re mixing up your metaphors. It’s spanner in the works.”
Boss2: “What’s a spanner?”
Boss3: “In ENGland where we speak ENGlish, it’s the item you mistakenly refer to as a wrench.”
Boss2: “So – a wrench in the works?”
Boss3: “Yes, it’s a tool that screws everything up …like you.”

“I feel like I’m the stupidest person here”
“You are not stupid. You literally work at one of the top consulting firms in the world”
“I literally got a 6% in one exam during undergrad”
“Well damn I guess you are stupid”

Can anyone send me invites/codes to the EY and KPMG bowls?

“The copy needs more modern slang young millennials can relate to. It isn’t jiggy enough right now."

"She's like 30, but doesn't look super old"

“Who cares if it doesn’t work! You have to sell the vision!”

“Chatroulette, but for apartment peepholes."

“This report is like a bikini. What it is showing is interesting; what is beneathbthe cover is crucial.”

“The shaft is not always welcome, but but hole always is.”