“This report is like a bikini. What it is showing is interesting; what is beneathbthe cover is crucial.”

Does Deloitte cover your whole gym membership?

Utilization rate this time of year?

Do y’all turn on automatic replies when you’re out of office?

Being a senior feels so weird. I miss being an experienced associate and just crushing work for hours. I have ADHD and it’s super hard to manage the constant interruptions. I feel like the only time I get to myself is like 8-midnight

When presented with designed screens for an app and asked to review it and finalise it, how long will it take you to pick up the trail and come back to the client with feedback? Say around 10 screens.

I dint feel happy when my bf proposed me for marriage.. i am not able to understand why..he is very nice guy, we have been dating for almost 4 years but honestly, in these 4 years, i never had that butterflies feelings with him never ever. Its just that we are comfortable with each other as a person thats it and we started dating.
Whats wrong with me..i am also not sure if i want marry him..

I have been promised a promotion three times now, but when the time comes, I'm told I'm not there yet. Why promise something if you clearly don't want to execute it?

Anyone on here ever traveled on Emirates?

Has anyone heard about i-exceed technologies, need to know whether i should join the organization or not

With product design questions, I struggle to identify user groups. Once I do everything starts flowing and I’m confident. But the initial identification of user groups is something I find challenging. What’s your go-to way of doing this? For example, the question “design a podcasting app for truck drivers.” What types of truck drivers can I select so that I can prioritize a user group to focus on and begin identification of pain points and solutions?

As a principal trainer in Epic EMR I was offered 65k, does that seem reasonable to anyone else in the field. According to my research it is very low.

Is it possible to switch from testing to RPA?
What is the learning path that i need to follow?

Has anyone ever had to train for more than 3 days to be a server ? ESP with over 10 years experience

What does the salary progression at MBB look like after getting your MBA from a target school?

What would be the best time to let my team know that we are closing down? It will happen next month, so I figured that in about a week or two should be good enough to give them a chance to start looking elsewhere.

Hi guys,

Does anyone going to office in regular basis. I mean for India location. Is it mandatory to go to office?

I am a ServiceNow Developer and want to switch the domain. Confused about which one to choose. Can any please suggest some good domains.

Ghosted by another recruiter after what seemed like a very promising phone interview. What is the fucking deal? Is there a list somewhere to track this kind of thing?

The division I work at seems to have some weird shady Ora’s about it, unexplained spending, intentional lack of raise’s, and pay scales that are all over the map. Do I go above my supervisor to bring this to attention or do I just Run! Problem is I like my coworkers enough to not want to see them taking it in the dirty end if they do a corporate review?
What to do, what to do?

I’m starting at VMLY&R on account side and was asked if I want a PC or Mac. Not trying to be the odd one out - what do most account folks have?

I don’t have a horse in this fight

From a UX Director... “Design is everything. You’re nothing without design.” Excuse me?

“Circumcision makes your dick look like it’s wearing a tailored suit. Circumcised is James Bond. Uncircumcised is James Out-On-Bond"

So a higher up made a new rule that for a service we offer , we have to offer it to the customers three times and If they say no a manager has to get involved and document. it is this not wrong?

What's more important for business longevity?
Value your customer's needs or your employees sanity/ mental wellness?

The company I work for clearly value the customer more and I feel that it's not aligned to my personal values :(
It makes me wonder if I'm the "crazy" one to believe the company should value their people first?

“Looks like it’s time to elbow some dicks, huh?"

What type of background check do HF/PE/VC forms so these days? Employment, education and felonies are a given (I think) but is fingerprinting and drug testing still in the mix? How about credit score?

“Fuck it I’m going to PDF this bitch"

Is there any good reason to take a 10+ minute call in a bathroom stall at work? Noticing people doing this as RTO ramps up and I really don’t understand why you wouldn’t go outside or at least in your car.

Can anyone send me invites/codes to the EY and KPMG bowls?

“If you go to the website shutterstock and type in [product], there will be a lot of pictures you can use instead of these.” - Client during a creative review.

“The shaft is not always welcome, but but hole always is.”

::hears milk frothing in the office::
::looks up::
::sees someone has set up an espresso machine at their desk::

Open offices have gone too far...

“You have a good looking face. But your body is absolute junk."

“Don’t count manually, we can INDEX MATCH this bitch!”

“Bad news, we’ve had to eliminate the position that we were supposed to finalize your promotion to. Good news, your current position is still available and the prestige of your current role is now increased”
Not the money, not the title, bonus or anything, but oh the prestige.

“Just came back from Hawaii, it was beautiful. Lots of good wine”-MD.
Tired analysts: 😒😒

"Can you make it feel more like blueberries taste?" ACCOUNT TO CREATIVE