“The copy needs more modern slang young millennials can relate to. It isn’t jiggy enough right now."

Scoping out a new role. If anybody knows of a Chief of Staff role at a startup/scale up, please let me know. UK based and ideally remote or South West. Thanks

Who redesigned Getty Images? Well done. Creative wall is wonderful.

I want to get my masters in HR, but I also want to get my phr.. is it better to get one over the other? Or should I do both. Are there any masters hr program someone can recommend?

Hi guys, can someone tell me the pay structure of VP in Citibank, like the fixed component, variable, bonus, stocks etc? What is the normal yearly hike like?

Is JPMC going to start WFO all days instead of hybrid mode from next year?

What are your experiences with DAEP and alternative learning? How does it work at your school?

Anyone willing to help out on a job referral at Meta? There’s a dream role I’m sure i’d be a great fit for. Augmented Reality Creative on the Messenger team.

Hey folks in Pune,

Anyone up for watching “MAJOR” movie either tonight or tomorrow?

More the merrier, so feel free to tag along your other friends🙌🏻

How are the annual hikes in CBA , TIA ?

Can we change project in Capgemini?

Hi All!
Anyone from the insurance industry based in Jakarta, Indonesia? Would be happy to connect/network over coffee

Where can I get AWS cloud solution architect real time projects to learn?

Simpllilearn, udemy, great learning?

Any product managers who wouldn’t mind me DM’ing to ask a few questions? Currently a tech consultant looking to leave consulting and considering PM

🐠 what are your thoughts on diamond tipped bow ties compared to the classic squared off look? Have some black tie weddings coming up and need a new bow tie

Litigators—how many different cases are you on?

Been feeling spread too thin lately but I don’t know whats typical. Curious what others do. And would you mind sharing whether you’re a junior, midlevel, partner, etc??

I realize sheer number of cases doesn’t tell the whole story… obviously you can be buried on one massive case. I’m finding it hard to jump back and forth between everything I have going on right now, though, but I don’t know if the answer is to just deal with it.

What do people think about Yale Law pulling out of US News rankings? Is YLS on the decline? Having trouble placing their students in New York big law?

I feel like Orrick has such a good rep but in here people seem to complain a lot. Anyone know anything about TCG or corporate?

Hey, Guys!

Do we have to take a print out, physically sign and then upload the scanned document of the offer letter or is it enough to accept the offer letter through the SAP portal only?

Can some one refer me for finance transformation role at Deloitte?

Self-Promotion Alert: In association with my upcoming personal finance blog, I have a draft of a blog post about paying off my car that I would love to get some feedback on

DM me if you’re interested

“Fuck it I’m going to PDF this bitch"

“The shaft is not always welcome, but but hole always is.”

Can anyone send me invites/codes to the EY and KPMG bowls?

Why are people not good at ending zoom calls? I feel like I’m always the person who throws in the closing statement (I.e, ok well sounds good is that all? Have a nice day! This was helpful thanks Karyn..looks like we’re at top of the hour already) 🤦🏻‍♀️

Alright, Fishbowl - whats the juiciest gossip you heard this week at work?

“Just came back from Hawaii, it was beautiful. Lots of good wine”-MD.
Tired analysts: 😒😒

“This report is like a bikini. What it is showing is interesting; what is beneathbthe cover is crucial.”

Today someone quit and just straight up walked out of the office. Like something you'd see in a movie. My jaw is still open. You ever seen this happen?

“Those glasses don’t make you look younger, they make you look older—but slightly more cool.”

🥺

“Circumcision makes your dick look like it’s wearing a tailored suit. Circumcised is James Bond. Uncircumcised is James Out-On-Bond"

From a UX Director... “Design is everything. You’re nothing without design.” Excuse me?

So a higher up made a new rule that for a service we offer , we have to offer it to the customers three times and If they say no a manager has to get involved and document. it is this not wrong?

"There's no whining in baseball!", said very seriously and earnestly ..... to the office dog.

How you came into the company will define your path. That’s why you’ll never be successful switching departments.

“We had complimenting genitalia.”

“There are so many layers of Daddy. Book coming soon. How to get one, how to be one, how to keep one!”

"she doesn't have good boobs" †
👀

Heard from me:

“Oh, junior person, you have edits to the monthly activity report 3 days after your deadline to review the report, and after I sent it to the client? How lovely for you."

“business advice: open the attachment” -RHONY playing in background