OH: (RE: required meeting attendance)

"Ok, fine. I will say yes now but fair warning I may fake my own death beforehand."

Do you find your job intellectually challenging?

Vinayaka chavithi subhakankshalu 😊

Has anyone heard of RegenXbio?

Anyone have the CFF from the AICPA and willing to share their studying/exam experience? Curious about required effort, study plans, exam structure, overall opinions of the cert. Thanks!

Does anyone recall what senior consultant utilization targets are at Deloitte?

Hello Fishies can anyone from Deloitte refer me to the below job code / requisition id: 107655 . If you could DM would be great.

For those that left Big 4 after 1 year for a smaller public accounting firm, do you regret your decision or you’re glad that you left?

Is kpmg kgs banglore taking alot of time to realise the offer??? banglore
As they took my documents on 9 September and it's 30 th today and the hr has not released it yet even not gave me a hike of 20-30% as per industry standards.


I am not getting better opportunity elsewhere , what should I do.
She called me on Wednesday confirming the od to be released by the wed or Friday..

Are they really taking that much time or are they fooling around my time

I have newly joined KGS but still at home location wfh, i was told by a colleague that they received an invite for a New year party for all KGS employees on 20th dec, does anyone receive it? Can I attend it from a different office than the base branch?

What level will be offered for 8.1 years lateral hire?

Pretty much every SM i had a good relationship with left the firm in last 12 months. I love the firm but as a Manager i have 0 motivation to network again and give my 100%. What should i do?

Looking to get some more certifications under my belt so I can grow my career. What certifications are recommended for becoming a more knowledgeable healthcare consultant, and what certifying body/program would you suggest I do it with? Looking for any/all options that are most desired in today’s market

Hello Everyone,
Can anyone help me from Barclays, what will be Variable component % which is not part of CTC offered.
HR told me Variable component will be over and above CTC offered.

What are your best tips when letting an expecting parent know we will not be revising the parental leave policy for them (but we understand they think it’s not good enough)

Any idea how to plan for an amazing Reward Statement/strategy? We want to communicate what we have more effectively! What tools, formats, companies do you follow and any suggestions on where to start?

Hi all, I currently work for a mid-size non profit after graduating from university last May. My main role is recruiting, but I really would like to move to the ER side. My degree is not in HR, so I was going to stay at this role for a year to start working on my SHRM. Does anybody have any tips on moving into more ER related roles from recruiting? Thank you!

My mother is going to get retired from her government job next week and will recieve her one time payout of close to 90 lakhs by the end of the month
The amount is non taxable but any profit earned from the amount will be taxable. Where should the amount be invested?(next 8-10 year horizon)
1. Buying a 3 bhk flat for around 95 lakhs in Sec 31 Gurgaon.
2. Put all the money in FD and live off of interest.
3. She is not very ecstatic about investing in stocks.
4. Gold?

I’m starting at VMLY&R on account side and was asked if I want a PC or Mac. Not trying to be the odd one out - what do most account folks have?

What's the weirdest thing anyone has ever said to you at work? One time a co-worker divulged to me that they had a collection of troll dolls that they named and sometimes still played with.

“Fuck it I’m going to PDF this bitch"

Joined a call to hear “how’s my sql replication looking? Yeah,!I’m good.)

I give the clients gold, but they decide instead, they want me to paint it with sh*t.

“What do you guys see...a mouse or a blue screen”

Alright, Fishbowl - whats the juiciest gossip you heard this week at work?

Is there any good reason to take a 10+ minute call in a bathroom stall at work? Noticing people doing this as RTO ramps up and I really don’t understand why you wouldn’t go outside or at least in your car.

“Circumcision makes your dick look like it’s wearing a tailored suit. Circumcised is James Bond. Uncircumcised is James Out-On-Bond"

"She's like 30, but doesn't look super old"

So a higher up made a new rule that for a service we offer , we have to offer it to the customers three times and If they say no a manager has to get involved and document. it is this not wrong?

“Bad news, we’ve had to eliminate the position that we were supposed to finalize your promotion to. Good news, your current position is still available and the prestige of your current role is now increased”
Not the money, not the title, bonus or anything, but oh the prestige.

"There's no whining in baseball!", said very seriously and earnestly ..... to the office dog.

I was recently promoted, and now part of my team report to me. I'm now able to see their pay rates and I am honestly so disappointed in the company. Especially since we just gave annual raises in Feb, plus we can all see where the money is going and it's not to the employees. Makes me sick

“Those glasses don’t make you look younger, they make you look older—but slightly more cool.”

🥺

Thoughts on “special” salary grades. I just found out the VP I was offered is not a grade 12 like most comparable roles (verified). Also not an 11, but an 11A. Slightly higher than an 11, a good bit lower than a 12. All due to the fact that it’s a leap from my current position. Why should that matter…..shouldn’t it pay what it should pay if I am selected, rather that curving down towards my current rate?

“We had complimenting genitalia.”

This is twice now in back to back weeks my boss has asked me where the disconnect was in our communications because I didn’t deliver on what “was asked”, even though I know damn well what was asked and what was done were the same thing. I’m not sure if he’s changing the meaning or isn’t communicating what he’s envisioning or what but it’s embarrassing to be called out like that, and to have people think you’re the dumb 23 year old.

So, some of my co-workers simply said that they want to go ahead and start something or start looking elsewhere (career change) because they don't know how much it will last at the pace we are going in regards to case intake and pay out. Should I start panicking or simply start looking elsewhere? They even they even told me if I was looking elsewhere or planned on doing so also. I found it weird in a way.