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Grown up will be laid off to make efficiencies

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I am #2 and #3 (self-proclaimed). 🥳

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What are PMO managers like me going to do? 😢

You’re #1 in that list. You still have a job 👏

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I’m already number 4

I’m still #3 but I’ve seen myself morph into #4 after becoming a parent. I’m not hot hot, but I make quick connections with people.

Slop cannon is the best path to the CEO seat

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