Oh dear God. Politics/humanity aside, is this the worst one you've seen?

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It’s a satirist profile.

Hahaha. No way this is real. It has to be a fake account used for satire.

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Wow. That’s insane

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We can shut down the bowl, folks - this one wins.

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LinkedIn brainrot has surpassed Facebook, this cannot be real

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Dude. Read the room (a bomb shelter).

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“I’m excited to announce I don’t give a s*** about your new job or promotion” - me 90% of the time on LinkedIn

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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Definitely not bragging or showing off …

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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God is so inspiring...

// I'm actually very happy whenever someone beats any terrible disease, even then the amount of cancer beaters is quite overwhelming lately.

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crying ceo killed everyone today on LinkedIn 🤣🤣🤣

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No BS, no fluff, straight to the point. As anti-cringe as it gets 😂😂😂

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It's the "loves this" for me

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

(15) Eugene Mirman | LinkedIn

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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Using his dads death to fake a tribute which is really disguised to get sympathy for a job

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Is it just me or do 90% of the jobs being laid off by big tech sound made up? Many job descriptions with multiple bullet points that all kinda revolve around the same idea. One of my buddies works for a big IT company and literally just sits on meetings all day. No one really contributing to anything other than agreeing to whatever the speaker is saying. Are these kind of jobs finally being exposed? Six figure employees getting paid to sit and bounce ideas off each other?

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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Incoming multi-tier cringe

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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