One of this guys minions tried this one me. Funny that they wrote an article on this nonsense. Didn’t even look at the text till the next morning because who the heck has their notifications on at night?

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Vanderbloemen is a joke. Just like all those other self-described LinkedIn “author”/ “speaker”/ “entrepreneur”/ thoughtless leaders 🙄

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Must be the same guy I just posted about

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Yes! That’s the guy!

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What!!!!!

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Has anyone been admitted to Massachusetts by transfer of UBE score? I submitted my application in July and took and passed the state law exam today. How long after this were you admitted? Thanks!

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Hey Fishes

I will be joining Barclays Pune office in December.

I just wanted to know about salary account, do they need account in any specific bank or any banks old account would work?

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Art Director.
Sr. Art Director.
Art Supervisor.
Group Art Supervisor.
VP, Group Art Supervisor.
VP, Associate Creative Director.
VP, Creative Director.
SVP, Creative Director.
SVP, Group Creative Director.
EVP, Group Creative Director.
EVP, Executive Creative Director.

Seriously: why so many levels? Sounds like a lot of BS… basically should be: Art Director, Creative Director, CCO. Agree?

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Cognizant Will cognizant give a Diwali bonus?

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Does anyone know a good Laptop for $1100 that would have the following specifications: Intel I5 10th Gen, processor, 512GB SSD, 16 GB RAM with Windows pro, with at least a year of warranty?

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Cleveland job opportunities?

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What shops are looking for new copywriters?!?

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Alright QOTD: How are you paying back your loans? PSLF or working for Private Firms and Paying your loans back yourself? Which choice do you think is better. I have 5 years left of PSLF and I cannot wait for the day that this loan is gone.

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As per current industry standard what we should expect Salary as full stack developer with 7 plus years?

Why is it so difficult to make the next career move within your OWN company. I have over 7 years of experience across multiple departments and yet an external company is more willing to give an interview to select roles than your own home company for the same role internally!!

Where is the loyalty in that !!??

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My friend is looking for an internal transfer from USI to PDM, does anyone know the base package for a 2nd year manager?

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Guys help me on this -

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Despite failing or losing parts of the CPA exams, let's not forget we still got promoted and some increase in pay.

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This means my GC is approved right?! Sounds like I’ll receive approval notice soon, but when does the actual GC come through? Also, any guidance on when might my parents be able to travel here? (they are in UK and subject to travel ban, exempt for citizens and GC holders).

Filed I-140 and I-485 in Dec 2019, biometrics in Feb 2020, RFE in Nov 2020, approved March 2021 (15 mos). Nebraska SC. EB-1C from UK.

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Any Amazon counsel or other FAANG attorneys willing to share how their comp review has worked? I’m really happy with my offer(lower base, really high signing bonus and decent RSUs) and was told their would be yearly comp reviews but wondering how that plays out the first few years...

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Hello Fish,
I have cleared all round for MTS1 in PayPal.
I have only two days left in my current organization.
My current salary is 47.5 LPA 32 fixed +7.5 variable+7.5 stock.

Offered from SAP 47.8 fixed+ 5.2 variable + 15 RSU vested in 3 three years.

Offer from Paytm 60 LPA as fixed + 10 joining bonus+ 20 RSU vested in 5 years.

How much I can expect from PayPal

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S&P Global Hi All, can anyone please help me with salaries of SDE 2 at 9 grade for 5.5 YOE.


I’m in negotiations this would really really help S&P Global

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Any tips on assessing if the hiring manager will be a good manager and person to work with?

I’d be hoping to learn a lot from them, as they would be pretty much be all of my day-to-day interactions and team. I’ve received an offer but have asked for another convo as I’m still unsure on culture, WLB and training etc as it’s a new team so no other people in comparable roles to talk to.

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Hi all, Can anyone please refer me for any open roles in ETL testing.
YOE- 7.5 years
Currently serving NP
Preferred working mode: WFH.

Thanks in advance!

Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

Eugene Mirman is very funny.

(15) Eugene Mirman | LinkedIn

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This is how I feel!!!

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Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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Does anyone else feel that the more content someone puts in their LinkedIn headline, the more full of it they are? I say this as someone with a bunch of stuff lol but at least it’s all at one company and accurate.

I’m talking mostly about two kinds of people. 1. The influencer who is actually unemployed, but lists 25 BS things they do
2. The brand collector, who writes “ex-“ for every former company they worked at and school they went to. Maybe less full of it but still insufferable.

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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Incoming (job title) vs ex (company name).
Which one is more cringe?

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God is so inspiring...

// I'm actually very happy whenever someone beats any terrible disease, even then the amount of cancer beaters is quite overwhelming lately.

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