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What a dweeb. Genuinely think the folks who get caught up in wanking themselves over LinkedIn of all things are the same folks who end up in cults

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Rest assured, AI is coming for his job soon.

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At the bottom I thought it said "Lego session" and honestly that sounds quite a bit more interesting than whatever he's doing with his sunglasses.

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Hi fishes, need 11 likes for DM TIA

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

I woke up today tired.

My work cell was buzzing and then I remembered something.

I forgot to thank the bus driver that dropped me off a few days ago.

I got up and rushed downstairs to find the bus driver.

It was raining outside but I was already running barefoot to the bus stop.

I stood there soaked in my pajamas as the bus approached.

Then, the door opened. The driver got up and shook my hand.

I sat down and started my shift.

I’m the bus driver. Reminder to love and thank yourself.

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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I forced my employees to make a fake commercial and take pictures of me proposing - I’m so amazing.

This whole thing is cringe - how proposed after forcing employees to make a fake commercial and attend, calling himself rainmaker, the formatting. Image of the text in comments.

If only he just made a post being excited about being engaged (still not for LinkedIn, but whatever).

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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Using his dads death to fake a tribute which is really disguised to get sympathy for a job

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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It's the "loves this" for me

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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Incoming multi-tier cringe

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

(15) Eugene Mirman | LinkedIn

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Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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crying ceo killed everyone today on LinkedIn 🤣🤣🤣

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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Does anyone think it’s a good idea to beg for a job and put your personal life out there to get sympathy, because that is what I am seeing every day on LinkedIn and then the recruiters and everybody will comment and send the jobs and they will end up with a job or interview the next day.
I’m getting close to the point of doing that because it seems like it is working.

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Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

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God is so inspiring...

// I'm actually very happy whenever someone beats any terrible disease, even then the amount of cancer beaters is quite overwhelming lately.

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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