Let’s start a story: Carl Bernstein, Deepak Chopra and Beyoncé sit at a table in the back of the smoky bar, tucked into the shadows. “Did you bring it?!” Beyonce stammered, nervously smoking a..

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Any good books to read this winter break? On leadership, digital, or any autobiographies?

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I want to start a chess club, but I only play checkers! Can there be just a general game club?

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Warm Cinnamon Rolls to start the day.

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Yes, I'm a tragic loser reading this on a sat night. But I love our silly industry and would love other great ad book recommendations.

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I have a lot of mindless closing binder assembly today so I’ve been watching Restrepo and Korengal in the background. It.... really puts things in perspective. I feel like such a baby for complaining about long hours or stressing over emails.

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Anyone know of open mic comedy nights in DC? Where anyone can basically take the stage for a few minutes?

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I love this alphabet song which incorporates sign language😊. https://youtu.be/WP1blVh1ZQM

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Interested in exploring emerging wine regions. I’ve tried some snake river valley and liked it quite a bit. Anyone have any recommendations?

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To all my little cupcakes with sprinkles, I bestow this gift. Now, go play. Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your favor. -oxo

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Are there any Mexican restaurants in NY?

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Just watching YouTube

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Any recommendations for a restaurant for a work social event? Roughly 10-15 people!

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"Can you make it feel more like blueberries taste?" ACCOUNT TO CREATIVE

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Real tips for overcoming shyness? I hear improv classes help.

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Ah!! Who else watched episode 6?

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Bistecca alla Almalfi and Panzanella Salad with Capers, Black Olives and Artichoke Hearts

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Keto Chicken Makhani (Butter Chicken)

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Book recommendations? All genre welcome but I usually read nonfiction

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Highly recommend the sidehustleschool.com and podcast

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Does HSBC has the relocation expense reimbursement? And do they also provide the 1 or 2 week stay when we are relocating. HSBC India HSBC

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Thoughts on Director of Software Engineering at a small firm $165k base + 10% annual bonus. No stock options, no RRSP match. YOE 12, experience in current role 3 yrs.
Current compensation $140k, no stock options or RRSP match, but love the organization.

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May I know if Flexible Components of TFP would be included in my take home salary ?? or how it will work?
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What do we all make of "The Lists"?

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Is anyone here from Simeio solution?
May i know if anyone clear 1st round of interview?
What will be asked in next managerial round interview

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I’m considering building up my I bonds to eventually replace my 6 month expenses emergency savings account. Any downsides I’m not considering? If I slowly ramp up and ladder, I can partially withdraw any amount if I need to after a year. Even with lower inflation in the future, I’m guessing it’s going to beat a savings account yield. Thoughts?

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Does LTA and phone allowance are processed each month as a taxable income if we do not produce the bills ?

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Should you get paid more to go into the office?

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When joining bonus is given to employees in Capco.

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The flattening is the hospitalization decline seems like it could be bad....I guess it’s the Midwest’s turn now...

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What happens at RIMS? Is it worth going to?

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Does Pwc AC also have tie ups with Creche and Montesori in Bangalore to support childcare. Where can we get the information and policies

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I have 3.11 years of experience as ServiceNow Developer.
With hands-on implementation of ITSM, CSM modules including integrations, good in scripting, virtual agent, flows.
Also ServiceNow certified implementation specialist - discovery (ITOM) and Certified system administrator.

What is the package that I can expect?

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Hi All,

Is there a mandatory client interview for all projects in Capgemini after joining ?

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How is the job stability in Tesltra India How many employees work in India?
I was interviewed by people from Infosys, not sure how did they interview me for Telstra job. Any idea on these points ?

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do you have any idea about 3Analytics?

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Do you think house prices in NJ will go down/up? Thinking of buying a house in 9-12 months and saving. What % is a good down payment? (First time home buyer here)

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Hi fishes, do qualifications like B.E, BCA or BSC decide the CTC?

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BREAKING: Kevin Hart To Appear In Just 17 Super Bowl Spots This Year

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I interviewed for KPMG on 11/15 for a Senior role and the HR emailed me on 11/16 that everyone liked me but they think I should be hired as an Experienced Associate. I had a call with the HR on 11/17 wherein we discussed about my salary expectations and the HR said he will get back in a day. It’s been more than 10 days and multiple follow ups but still no response. I don’t think I was rude while talking to the HR, I just told my current salary and asked for min. that no. Did i miss the chance ?

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what if my whole life is a joke?

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Unpopular opinion: I hate it when posts start with the phrase “unpopular opinion.” Just tell us your opinion and 🐠 will determine if it’s popular or not.

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It’s sad that people seek validation on 🐠

Like if you agree.

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Hang in there folks

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Remember that Friends episode, when nobody knew what Chandler job actually was?

It took me a few years, but I finally got it… Chandler was a consultant!

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SME does not stand for Subject Matter Expect, it stands for Someone Missing Emails.

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Do you know what’s funny?

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Doea anyone here actually do standup comedy? Very interested in it and have thought about writing stuffs to try out, but not sure how to start as I don't consider myself super humorous 😊

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Only inside jokes on this bowl these days ?

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EY as Top 3. 😝

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A safe space for stand-up consultants.

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Post your fave comedians - I'll start. Sebastian Maniscalco 🤩

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Share the funniest joke you’ve heard about consultants and/or consultancy.

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My uncle: Who do your work for again?

Me: Deloitte.

My uncle: 🤷🏽‍♂️

Me: They’re in 150 countries. They have 270k employees.

My uncle: So, is it like a Ponzi scheme?

Me: 😞

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Carnivorous lunar activities

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What does it say about me that I was added?🤔🤔🤔🤔
This means the founder knows I'm hilarious ?

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What’s the difference between light and hard?
Eventually you can get to sleep with a light on....

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