So I used to work for this shady Series A funded startup in Mumbai. Our CEO was a drug addict who funnelled money back to a lobbyist on the VC side. They paid INR 1.2 Crores for their logo to a "creative agency", just one of the many dodgy expenses they made including multiple so-called official trips to exotic locations like Hawaii. Till date their SAAS product has not found a single buyer. The CEO's girlfriend was the Sales Director whose job was to wear skimpy dresses for business meetings.

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Oh bc. Narcotics walon ko tip dede. Waise bhi news mei kuch din se fun kuch nahi ara.
I can already see the headlines,
"Startup flying High"

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Haha! This was 5 years ago. They are getting punished with their own deeds, the company is not doing well. No Series B finding either🤣

From drug addict. Do you mean he smoked weed a lot?

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If only it was just weed. A former colleague of mine who is a SAAS sales specialist told me that a junior member from his team got sacked just because he stopped dealing in Heroine for him. Spiking coke and fanta with Vodka during team events like cricket was a regular affair apart from smoking weed.

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