This middle schooler told me that smelling nice makes your more eloquent and then sprayed me with something. I don't know what he did but after that I had a weird axe-scent.

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My middle school teacher had coffee breath

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They all did. Never raised my hand during a test. They got too close

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Uhhmm did you consent to being sprayed? That’s lowkey assault and a hard no from me 🙅‍♀️

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Also what's the difference between a soft and a hard no?

There’s no greater bond than between middle schoolers and their axe

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my midle schol teacher failed to teach uz proper

I believe you

R u competing with pun SM?

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