🎶I don't know why I slept with that guy,
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I’m not l allowed to take drugs (security clearance) so I don’t even know what my excuse is! 😂

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🎶 she took my by the hand, made me a man. THAT ONE NIGHT (one night) she made everything alright. So wrong. so right. all night. alright. oh yea. 🎵

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