"Sometimes I feel like they suggest that I do something just so they can get mad at me for doing it."

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"There's no whining in baseball!", said very seriously and earnestly ..... to the office dog.

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“Fuck it I’m going to PDF this bitch"

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AE: I need to take off this afternoon to the attend my grandmother’s funeral.
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Boss2 (American): “Why can’t I just do THIS?”
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Boss3: “Yes, it’s a tool that screws everything up …like you.”

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