"There's no whining in baseball!", said very seriously and earnestly ..... to the office dog.

Hi

Could any one please share how much LTI have offered with 6.5 yrs of experience in Developer profile and which band you got ?

Some clients are really nervous about getting scammed by a realtor. How can I ensure them that this is not the case?

Hi Fishes,
I am looking to transition into Product Management. I am prepping and thinking if someone could help me with mock interviews?
Thanks

Any interesting product management podcast, interesting Indian product journeys, interesting other product journeys that has something to learn for a product manager

Just curious- what city do most of us live in? I always wonder what city / area has the most consultants. I’m in Orange County, CA.

Is it mandatory to serve 90 days notice period?

Hello fishes,
Can a capgemini employee join his client organization.

Make 72k with not a lot savings at the moment since I am new in the workforce. Any advice on how to break into real estate.
Also already own a primary residence.

Anyone M down to chat / meet up?

Can you recommend me a contracting agency? For temp work. I am based in NYC and a Product Manager

Are people seeing travel or working on-site again after the apocalypse? If yes where do you work?

For me personally I really want to get back to some form of being on-site with customers and team etc.

At Cap it seems only the DV Basements Brigade are on site again.

Hi I've just graduated with a Master's Degree and and am currently on a Temporary Graduate Visa. I've been applying for jobs in Management consulting, Audit & Assurance and similar areas but it doesn't seem easy to land one.
I recently got referred at PwC for a graduate advisory role and I was wondering how it works. Will my resume still go through the ATS ? Any help and guidance will be appreciated

I want to get to know more people in this bowl 🤩 so comment below where you reside and a fun fact or what you like to do for fun besides go to work 😅

I’ll start… I am in Ohio and i genuinely love socializing and networking. Love getting to know people over a cup coffee / glass of wine lol

If I wanted to have the most epic destination bridal shower ever - where would I go and what would I do?

I think it went okay

Hi fishes,

Please help me choose the right option considering yearly hikes, promotions and good projects.

Tech stack - SAP finance
Yoe - 8.5 years

Pwc offer - 19 fixed + variable + 1.5 lakh joining bonus
Accenture offer - 22 fixed + 0-27% variable + 1.5 lakh joining bonus

“At dinner John (client) said I have nice legs, grabbed my thigh, put his arm around me & invited me to his hotel. Seems inappropriate.” Boss: “Well we won’t be taking him to dinner again this year”🤯

Why are people not good at ending zoom calls? I feel like I’m always the person who throws in the closing statement (I.e, ok well sounds good is that all? Have a nice day! This was helpful thanks Karyn..looks like we’re at top of the hour already) 🤦🏻‍♀️

“Just came back from Hawaii, it was beautiful. Lots of good wine”-MD.
Tired analysts: 😒😒

"She's like 30, but doesn't look super old"

“We had complimenting genitalia.”

“I just want to see her cry” — People! Wtf!

I give the clients gold, but they decide instead, they want me to paint it with sh*t.

“Chatroulette, but for apartment peepholes."

So overheard after work:

I left a company a while back and a coworker of mine that also left just informed me that one of the C level execs has an SEC decision against him for embezzling several million.

This was from before I worked there...

“Fuck it I’m going to PDF this bitch"

“The copy needs more modern slang young millennials can relate to. It isn’t jiggy enough right now."

What type of background check do HF/PE/VC forms so these days? Employment, education and felonies are a given (I think) but is fingerprinting and drug testing still in the mix? How about credit score?

“Who cares if it doesn’t work! You have to sell the vision!”

acd: “would you do meth everyday for a year for ten million dollars? you'd be able to choose where you rehab for free and —”

ad: “i’d do it for one million”

"I don’t like morning people. Or morning. Or people”

Words of Wisdom

“I get such a rush when I’m eating a taco."

“The shaft is not always welcome, but but hole always is.”

“i just fell asleep in the elevator”

Is there any good reason to take a 10+ minute call in a bathroom stall at work? Noticing people doing this as RTO ramps up and I really don’t understand why you wouldn’t go outside or at least in your car.

"she doesn't have good boobs" †
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